Comedic Misadventure Seeker Gifts

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

How cats see their home

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

A bee in small airplane

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Maps to the Stars

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Dog on skates.

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

Tip jar at boxing match.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

Gilligan's Elevator.

Owl and the Pussycat.