Comedic Adventurer Gifts

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I hate to bring this up, but doesn't that cactus look awfully familiar?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

Maps to the Stars

"It's protection from snakes."

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'This is the first time I've ever managed to get a really decent sun-tan!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"I see you not getting away with this."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.

Golf Guru

Tourists

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Right here's fine."

Man fishing with large bait

"Now you can send it."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Shred the plank."

Creative Baby.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Teddy Bear

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"