Comic Adventurer Gifts

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Joan of Arch

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Now you can send it."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Destiny is all...

Tunnel of Love.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

A Cave Painting

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"