Comic Adventurer Gifts

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Joan of Arch

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Now you can send it."

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

A Cave Painting

Maps to the Stars

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'