Cartoon Reality Adventurer Gifts

Cartoon Pass: Watch for Falling Anvils. . . Caution - Tunnel Ahead May Be Nothing More Than Black Paint!

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

"Shred the plank."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Destiny is all...

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Tunnel of Love.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Joan of Arch

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Milla Jovovich

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."