Cartoon Reality Adventurer Pillows

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Shred the plank."

i-teddy

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Destiny is all...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Joan of Arch

Silly sausages

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.