Tv Adventurer Pillows

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Fishermen

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Astronaut

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Lost

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!