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"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Fishermen

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Astronaut

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Lost

Remember to lash from the outside!

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'