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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Fishermen

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'