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"This way we save a fortune on the licence fee."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Lost

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The Gilmore Girls

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'