Television Explorers T-Shirts

"There's nothing good on. Want to put a fork in the microwave and watch the lightning show?"

Quantum Psychic

Fishermen

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Watching TV around the world

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Family separated by the Internet

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.