Television Explorers Gifts

"There's nothing good on. Want to put a fork in the microwave and watch the lightning show?"

Quantum Psychic

Internet.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Fishermen

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Life Extension Journal.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Watching TV around the world

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Family separated by the Internet

Boo-gle.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'