Tech Explorers Gifts

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

Vulnerability & Technology Venn Diagram

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

"Hey, where are you going?"

Family separated by the Internet

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Baby Screen Time

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Early Programmers.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

Meet the new factory manager.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Entomology Reference

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Information Tightrope.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker