Tv Universe Explorer Gifts

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

Occu-Pie Mars

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Fishermen

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Space exploration"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Film Star Robert de Niro

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Writer's block?"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."