Cinematic Universe Explorer Gifts

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"Star Trek." "Can you believe that? It's been fifteen years since the reboot came out, yet it hasn't been rebooted again. If a newborn puppy can live out its life and die of old age since the last reboot, it's been too darn long!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Big Bang Theory.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A man looks up at the earth

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"