Cinematic Universe Explorer Gifts

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"Star Trek." "Can you believe that? It's been fifteen years since the reboot came out, yet it hasn't been rebooted again. If a newborn puppy can live out its life and die of old age since the last reboot, it's been too darn long!"

Occu-Pie Mars

Big Bang Theory.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Mars Poppins

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."