Cinematic Universe Navigator Gifts

"Do you need to have seen the first two thousand and forty eight?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"It's about time."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Is this your first book launch?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Confused drivers

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'