Cinematic Universe Navigator Mugs

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Confused drivers

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."