Supernatural Navigator Mugs

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

The Escape Key

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"You are here"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

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A dream of consequence

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'