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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

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"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Women who Read Too Much

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Nostradamus.

Dog Book Club

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'