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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

OM, SWEET OM

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Women who Read Too Much

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Nostradamus.

Dog Book Club

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"I have grave news."