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"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

You are everywhere.

Arrow Church

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Yahweh/Your Way

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Heavenly Ships

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Location, location, location.'

'Does it come with any Apps'

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Life"

Walking on Sunbeams

Cast of Dream

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Mars Rovers; "At least I'm not alone."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

"I'm spending too much time in front of this computer. Last night I x'd out of my last dream."

'You are here.'