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"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."