Metaphysical Navigator Gifts

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.