Mindful Navigator Gifts

Question man

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Take a left at enlightenment, you should now be at your destination of nirvana."

"He who crosses his bridges before he comes to them may find himself in uncharted waters."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"You have got to want to change."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."