Mindful Navigator Gifts

Question man

Mindfulness Institute. You are here.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Take a left at enlightenment, you should now be at your destination of nirvana."

"He who crosses his bridges before he comes to them may find himself in uncharted waters."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Set sail

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."