Mindful Voyager Gifts

A Better Life

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"You have got to want to change."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Working from OM.

Analyst and patient

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Question man