Mindful Journeyers Gifts

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You have got to want to change."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.