Mindful Wanderers Gifts

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"You have got to want to change."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Too many tabs open."

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."