Mindful Wanderers T-Shirts

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"You have got to want to change."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"All this meditation has really got me thinking."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"