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"What about my fears?"

"Don't quote me on that."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

George Santayana

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive