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"What about my fears?"

"Don't quote me on that."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Muses of the Couch

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'