Mindful Muse T-Shirts

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Mind-Fullness

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"