Mindful Muse Gifts

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'