Mindfulness Muse Gifts

Mantra For 2022

Panic Attack

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Thinking Gears

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Work/Life Balance

The Map of the human brain

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Be Healthy

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Fight or Flight

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

What else is there to wish for?

"The goal is to hate yourself."

My God, I need to fart.

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