Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.
Mindful Mumbler Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a creative, thoughtful soul? Our collection for mindful mumblers features unique, whimsical items that highlight their reflective and imaginative nature. These products make a wonderfully personal gift, blending humor and heart. Whether they’re quietly pondering over coffee or expressing their ideas in quiet moments, our range is designed to match their gentle, creative essence. Discover quirky mugs, inspiring t-shirts, cozy pillows, and artistic prints that celebrate their unique way of thinking and speaking.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."
"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
'What are you eating now?'
"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."
Yoga To-Do
Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.
"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."
Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.
"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."
Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).
'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
"You have got to want to change."
"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"
Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)
"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"
'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'
The What's-The-Hurry? Institute
'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'
'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'
'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'
'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'
Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy
Exercise vs Laxative.
'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'
"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"
"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."
'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'
Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...
Mindful Mumbler Gifts Collection
Mindful Mumbler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring designs for mindful mumblers. Find a unique gift to brighten their mornings and fuel their thoughtful moments.
Mindful Mumbler Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that add warmth and personality to any space. They’re perfect for reflecting the gentle, creative nature of mindful mumblers.
Mindful Mumbler Prints
Visit our art prints collection to find inspiring designs that celebrate quiet thoughtfulness and creativity. Perfect for personal spaces or thoughtful gifts.
Mindful Mumbler T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that match the creative, contemplative spirit of your loved one. Perfect for casual days, these shirts bring humor and personality to any wardrobe.