Mindful Mover Gifts

"There's a time and a pace for everything."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Tai Chi or my dinner is in the oven?'

Exercise vs Laxative.

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

Yoga To-Do

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'

Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.

Tai Chi.

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"I can't seem to do anything right."

La La Brain

Tai Chi

I love Yoga

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.