Mindful Wanderer Gifts

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Road to Enlightenment: "Pssst...are we there yet?"

Meditation Center

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Next Mirage

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'

Don't look back, you might hurt your neck.

You are where you are.

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Yoga To-Do

"You have got to want to change."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Free why-fi.”

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.