Mindful Mumbler Pillows

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What are you eating now?'

Yoga To-Do

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"You have got to want to change."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Exercise vs Laxative.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"