Thoughtful Rambler Gifts

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

The Pooperrazzi

Meds Toast

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

The thinker.

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Meditation Center

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Life is just four letters...

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

'What's it all about?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'What were you thinking?'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Live Inside Your Head.

I wonder if they can think...

The Diary

Crawling Marathon.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'