Thoughtful Rambler Gifts

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"It seemed like miles to me!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Meds Toast

The Pooperrazzi

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

The thinker.

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Meditation Center

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

'What's it all about?'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'What were you thinking?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?

Live Inside Your Head.

I wonder if they can think...

Crawling Marathon.