Thoughtful Traveler Gifts

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The US has many problems.

Daydreaming in Bath

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Map of the human brain

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Welcome Ghost.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Mad For It

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'What were you thinking?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.