Thought Traveler Gifts

'But you must admit hallucinations are more interesting than depression.'

The Map of the human brain

'When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.'

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Mad For It

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."