Travel Thinker Gifts

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

US Travel

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The Map of the human brain

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world