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'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

US Travel

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

The Map of the human brain

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world