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"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Vaccination Passport

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Unrest Area.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Safest Airline in The World

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.