Travel Tinkerer T-Shirts

"The GPS said to turn right in 500 feet. Apparently, measuring distances isn't one of your strong points."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Modern kite for wind energy.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

'3-D TV Kit'