Travel Tinker T-Shirts

'I just flew in from Japan.' 'You must feel disorientated.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Thinking Gears

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Sistine Selfie

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Technology and literature

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"Now, you show me yours"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'