Travel Tinker Gifts

'I just flew in from Japan.' 'You must feel disorientated.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Thinking Gears

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Sistine Selfie

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

Technology and literature

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"Now, you show me yours"

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."