Travel Talker Gifts

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Vaccination Passport

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Unrest Area.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Anything to declare?'

Safest Airline in The World

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.