Talkative Traveler Gifts

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Easter Island legs

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Woman on the phone.

Airplane food

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

Emotional Baggage Check In.