Chatty Travelers Gifts

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

Babel Construction Co.

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Yipeee!"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Stonehenge Imitation

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Last day of school.

"Smile!"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."