Chatty Traveler Gifts

"I think you're in the wrong line. You've always got something to say."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Carefree luggage.

Easter Island legs

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Yipeee!"

'Do you come here often?'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Communication

Stonehenge Imitation

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Smile!"

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Do you play?"

Babel Construction Co.