Chatty Commuter Gifts

Caution! Long Conversation.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man whistles while driving his car.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'How am I doing?'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Play Rush Hour

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

Communication on a bus

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

Babel Construction Co.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"