Chatty Commuter T-Shirts

Caution! Long Conversation.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Man whistles while driving his car.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'How am I doing?'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Play Rush Hour

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

Communication on a bus

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Trainspotters'

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School